Scientists: Why penis size does matter
Women prefer big penises, thunders a new study published this week in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, or PNAS. (Say it out loud.) Researchers had 105 women rate computer-generated nude images of male bodies on a scale of 1 to 7.
“As you increase penis size, the amount of attractiveness scores gets bigger,” said post-doctoral researcher Brian Mautz.
Since early humans didn’t wear clothes, male penises were obvious to women. So if women chose their mates based on the size of their genitalia, it’s possible that these decisions influenced the evolution of bigger penises, according to National Geographic.
Oh. Thank goodness for clothes, then. And having a face.