1. Medicare provides penis pumps at a cost of $360 a piece, which has never been debated once. Not once. Never.

  2. Advice to live by: “Condoms can reduce the spread of STDs, but ain’t no prophylactic can staunch the spread of lies.”

    Our new advice columnist, Starshine Roshell, is kicking things off today at TheWeek.com. Her first (really tough) question: How do I tell my crush I have herpes?