1. GOOD DAY FOR:

    A hip-hop “Tomorrow”
    Rapper Jay-Z is reportedly writing new songs for a movie based on Annie set to star Will Smith’s daughter, Willow. [NME]

    Griping
    A 9-year-old Scottish girl shames her school into providing healthier lunches when her blog about its sub-par food goes viral. [Consumerist]

    The second amendment
    Conservative news site the Daily Caller counts down the weeks to the presidential election by giving away guns engraved with the Bill of Rights. [The Daily Caller]

    BAD DAY FOR:

    Primates on a plane
    Passengers on a flight headed to China are delayed on the tarmac for four hours after a monkey escapes from its crate in the cargo hold. [New York Post]

    Being fit for print
    The New Orleans Times-Picayune announces it will cease daily publication, making New Orleans the largest American city without a daily newspaper. [Business Insider

    Staying together for the cats
    An Israeli man divorces his wife because he can no longer stand the 550 cats she keeps in their home. [The Frisky]

    (Source: theweek.com)