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  2. Anybody who thinks that if I step down, Obama could appoint someone like me, they’re misguided.
     


  3. You might notice I have a few knuckleheads in my conference.
     

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  6. The Brad Pitt of the Republican Party is just a guy with long hair

    Politico has a profile this morning of congressional candidate Stewart Mills of Minnesota, who apparently has been “anointed the Brad Pitt of the Republican Party.”

     

  7. 3 gay Republicans feature their partners in campaign ads

    You’re not misreading that headline

     

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  9. I am personally offended that the man with less money won.
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    Stephen Colbert cheers Eric Cantor’s loss, rues David Brat’s cheap victory

    Brat’s low-low-budget victory was an affront to Colbert’s “golden rule of politics: He who has the gold… and that’s the end of the rule.”

     


  10. I may have the genetic coding that I’m inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at the homosexual issue the same way.
     


  11. Congress’s current golden age of cooperation and productiveness is over!
     


  12. If humans cause climate change, ‘why did the dinosaurs go extinct?’
     


  13. America has had, for over 200 years, a great bipartisan tradition of honoring those who have fought for our freedom by f—king them over once they give their guns back.
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    Jon Stewart cuttingly reminds the GOP of its own terrible VA track record

    On Monday, Jon Stewart lit into the Obama administration for not fixing the problems in the Veterans Affairs Department health care system, even though he has known about the long waits since before taking office. On Thursday night’s Daily Show, Stewart reminded the Republicans now pouncing on the VA hospital scandal that their hands aren’t exactly clean on the matter, either.