1. GOOD DAY FOR:

    Bionic women
    With the help of a high-tech suit, a paralyzed woman completes the London Marathon over the course of 16 days. [Discovery News]

    iPrimates
    Orangutans at Miami’s Jungle Island join the iPad generation by using a special Apple tablet app to communicate with their trainers. [Jezebel]

    Gwen Stefani
    After a 10-year hiatus, the ’90s band No Doubt reunites, planning to release a sixth studio album in September. [The Daily What]

    BAD DAY FOR: 

    False alarms
    A new report finds that 40 percent of New York City’s 911 calls were unintentional “butt dials.” [Gothamist]

    Thinking before you speak
    Speaking to members of a conservative African-American organization, Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson suggests that women shouldn’t be allowed to vote. [The Frisky]

    Wearing hoodies in the boardroom
    Ahead of Facebook’s IPO, one analyst calls Mark Zuckerberg’s penchant for hooded sweatshirts a “mark of immaturity” that reflects poorly on his abilities as a CEO. [Bloomberg]

    (Source: theweek.com)