On the left is the Chargers’ mascot, Boltman. He is insanity incarnate. He is more or less what would happen if Zeus and The Mask had a kid who binged on HGH.
The Bengals’ mascot, Who Dey, is a fiercer animal alternative to the Chiefs’ Fox and the Colts’ Blue. But he still looks too timid to do any real damage. And, again, Lightning Roidman is straight up nuts.
NFL playoffs predictions, by ferocity of mascot