The Lizard Kings
The name of Jacksonfille’s East Coast Hockey League franchise from 1995-2000. Do it, Dan Snyder. The jersey sales to stoned teenagers alone will cover most of your 2014 payroll.
"Unreal. The only thing I could tell myself was, ‘It’s going to be a long season.’" — Philadelphia Eagles QB Michael Vick
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