GOOD DAY FOR:

Moving from Zuck to Jobs
Aaron Sorkin, the snappy writer behind The Social Network, officially signs on to pen a Steve Jobs biopic based on Walter Isaacson’s biography of the late Apple innovator. [Death & Taxes]

Relentless strumming
A Texas guitarist breaks the world record for longest guitar solo, surpassing the previous record of 24 hours and 18 minutes. [TIME]

Seeing-eye horses
The Illinois Senate approves a measure allowing miniature horses to accompany people with disabilities. [The Daily What]

 
BAD DAY FOR:

Extreme chaperoning
Two Colorado moms chaperoning a high school prom were so disgusted with the “dirty dancing” they witnessed that they reportedly sprayed teens with Lysol and called the girls “sluts” and “whores.” [The Stir

Google goggles
A new report says that Google’s much-hyped augmented reality glasses won’t be nearly as cool as they appear in their promo video. [New Scientist]

Indulging a friend
A New York man implores his friend to shoot him in the leg so he can “see what it feels like.” The friend complies, and is charged with reckless endangerment. [Newser]

For more winners and losers see: Good day, bad day: May 15, 2012

7 suspected criminals who got themselves caught via Facebook
Could Facebook actually improve Instagram? That’s Chris Taylor at Mashable’s theory. Consider Google’s acquisition of YouTube for $1.65 billion in 2006. The search giant left the video service to do its own thing, “only this time with access to piles of Google cash.” If Facebook does likewise, as Zuckerberg is promising, the Instagram you already love will only get better.

Could Facebook actually improve Instagram? That’s Chris Taylor at Mashable’s theory. Consider Google’s acquisition of YouTube for $1.65 billion in 2006. The search giant left the video service to do its own thing, “only this time with access to piles of Google cash.” If Facebook does likewise, as Zuckerberg is promising, the Instagram you already love will only get better.

"Is it silly and backward to wonder how the onslaught of nonstop input—most of it trivial—is altering how we think? Before GPS, scientists have found, people made intricate “mental maps” that guided them to destinations; with use, the spatial region of the brain actually grows larger. Rely on GPS, and your unaided ability to find your way withers—and so, perhaps, does some of your gray matter. If we rely on Facebook et al. as an interface with reality, what withers? What shrinks?"

— The Week’s editor, Bill Falk, reflects on how Facebook alters how we think

Flying can be a nightmare — just ask Alec Baldwin. But would the ability to select whom you’d be sitting next to make hours of airtime more bearable? That’s the premise behind Dutch airline KLM’s new “meet and seat” initiative, designed to let passengers share Facebook and LinkedIn profiles with the rest of the flight’s passengers beforehand. Ready to fly the friendlier skies?

Flying can be a nightmare — just ask Alec Baldwin. But would the ability to select whom you’d be sitting next to make hours of airtime more bearable? That’s the premise behind Dutch airline KLM’s new “meet and seat” initiative, designed to let passengers share Facebook and LinkedIn profiles with the rest of the flight’s passengers beforehand. Ready to fly the friendlier skies?

urlesque:

Don Draper Presents Facebook Timeline

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Banned from Facebook.
“Hmm…not sure censoring one of the most iconic pieces of album artwork  ever produced is going to do much for Facebook’s street-cred.” -Gerald Lynch, Tech Digest
And then unbanned from Facebook.

Banned from Facebook.

“Hmm…not sure censoring one of the most iconic pieces of album artwork ever produced is going to do much for Facebook’s street-cred.” -Gerald Lynch, Tech Digest

And then unbanned from Facebook.

CONTEST!
This week’s question: Now that Rep. Anthony  Weiner has demonstrated once again how Twitter and texting can be  hazardous to people with poor impulse control, please come up with a  one-sentence Surgeon General’s warning for these addictive modes of  communication.
Here’s how to enter
Photo: Andrew Burton/Getty Images

CONTEST!

This week’s question: Now that Rep. Anthony Weiner has demonstrated once again how Twitter and texting can be hazardous to people with poor impulse control, please come up with a one-sentence Surgeon General’s warning for these addictive modes of communication.

Here’s how to enter

Photo: Andrew Burton/Getty Images

Next week’s issue goes out tomorrow, enjoy!

Next week’s issue goes out tomorrow, enjoy!

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Love this photo (and how it’s clearly taken on a webcam, as evident by the fact that everything’s backwards!)

Surely, from San Luis Obispo, CA. “Just can’t put down my copy of The Week — enjoy the puzzles, articles and now Facebook!”

If you’re a reader, and you want to reveal your lovely face to us, send us a photo of yourself curled up with the magazine. We’ll feature it on our Facebook. Hit us up at Facebook@theweek.com!