1. Facebook announced big changes to the platform Thursday, including a splashy visual overhaul that puts photos front and center. As we’ve all come to learn, anytime Mark Zuckerberg and Co. change anything, tons of people will hate it. Others will love it.
     

     

  2. State of the Union Live Chat: Before President Obama gives his fourth State of the Union tonight, we’ll be chatting live with White House reporter Paul Brandus, founder of West Wing Reports

    Brandus is an award-winning journalist and independent member of the White House press corps. In 2011, he won the Short Award for “Best Journalist on Twitter.” He’ll be responding to your questions and comments about the President’s 2013 State of the Union address. Come chat!

    • When: Tonight at 7:30
    • Where: The Week’s Facebook page
    • What: A discussion about tonight’s State of the Union. What do you want to hear Obama say? What will he skip completely, and why? How will Marco Rubio’s response position him within the GOP? 
    • How to participate: Tune in on Facebook around 7:15 to start submitting your questions and comments. Brandus will jump in at 7:30. 

    In the mean time, here are the 5 things Obama is likely to talk about in his speech tonight. 

     

  3. Tonight, President Obama will address Congress and the nation in his fourth State of the Union address, which is set to begin at 9 p.m. EST. If you won’t be in front of a television — and even if you will be — be sure to follow along via social media. Here’s how:  

    • Before the speech: At 7:30 p.m., chat live with White House reporter Paul Brandus on The Week’s Facebook page. He’ll give you the lowdown on what to expect from tonight’s address.

    • During the speech: On Twitter, subscribe to @TheWeek’s list of key political players, which includes both reporters and politicians who will be tweeting about the address. Separately, you’ll want to follow the hashtag #SOTU.  

    More: A social media guide to the SOTU

     

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  5. Amanda Bynes: The former child star with a DUI record (her April 6 booking photo, pictured) was caught allegedly getting high in her car. Photo: Getty Images

    GOOD DAY FOR: 

    Facebook activism
    A new study suggests that social networks like Facebook are more effective at getting people to vote than television ads or phone calls. [Discovery News]

    The not-particularly-thirsty
    The New York City Board of Health approves a ban on sugary drinks larger than 16-ounces at restaurants, concession stands, and other eateries. [Slate]

    Color corrections
    SNL announces that actually African-American cast-member Jay Pharaoh will take over as the show’s go-to Obama impersonator, releasing Fred Armisen (who’s of Venezuelan-German-Japanese extraction) of his duties. [The Daily What]

    BAD DAY FOR: 

    Smut
    In its first week of sales, No Easy DayNavy SEAL Matt Bissonnette’s firsthand account of the 2011 raid on Osama bin Laden, sells more copies than Fifty Shades of Grey. [Death & Taxes]

    Being untidy
    A photographer obsessively documents actress Amanda Bynes allegedly smoking marijuana in her car, surrounded by junk food wrappers (!) and other debris. [Buzzfeed

    Rebranding
    Online marketplace eBay unveils its brand new logo — less “spunky,” more “corporate” — and faces lukewarm reviews. [Geekosystem]

    (Source: theweek.com)

     

  6. Wall Street seems inclined to unfriend Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg.

    Shares in his newly minted public company dipped below $20 this week, barely half of May’s initial public offering price of $38. At the time of the IPO, Facebook was anointed “the darling of Wall Street” following an opening day frenzy that valued Zuck’s social network at well over $100 billion — good enough for the second largest IPO in U.S. history. But now, restless investors are calling for Zuckerberg to turn the company’s reins over to someone with more leadership experience.

    (Source: theweek.com)

     


  7. It’s got to hurt Mark Zuckerberg’s ego to see another low rating, considering the company’s mantra is about making users happy over advertisers.
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    Donna Tam at CNET responds to a new poll suggesting user satisfaction for Facebook may be in a downward spiral. The report suggests users are increasingly dissatisfied with the Zuckerberg network, while competitors such as Twitter and, remarkably, Google+ fared better. 

    Here, what you should know about Facebook’s plummeting user satisfaction.

     


  8. Facebook is launching a new type of mobile advertising that targets consumers based on the apps they use, pushing the limits of how companies track what people do on their phones.
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    Shayndi Raice at The Wall Street Journal

    Is this a smart way to make mobile advertising profitable? Or is it too invasive?

     

  9. Losse claimsthat there was a “skeleton key” that any Facebook employee could use to log into any user’s account to access all their messages and data. “You can’t write it down,” another employee told Losse on her first day. The password had to be memorized. “I briefly experienced stunned disbelief,” says Losse. ”They just hand over the password with no background check to make sure that I am not a crazed stalker?” The master password allegedly no longer exists, and the company eventually implemented more secure measures to access accounts.

    Revelations from the new Facebook-insider memoir

     

  10. Walt Handelsman, “Tripping over the hype”
    © Tribune Media Services 2012

    More cartoons

     

  11. After pricing its initial public offering at $38 per share, Facebook stock hit the market at $42 a pop Friday morning, vaulting the social network to a valuation of well over $100 billion, and positioning Facebook to raise some $16 billion, making it one of the largest IPOs in U.S. history.  “It’s official,” says Mike Isaac at All Things D, “$FB has arrived.” 

    $104.12 billion
    Facebook’s value (based on the $38 IPO price), making it worth more than McDonald’s, Kraft, Citigroup, Amazon, and Disney 

    $16 billion
    Funds that Facebook’s public offering is expected to raise

    421.2 million
    Shares of Facebook Class A common stock made available to the public Friday

    80 million
    Shares of Facebook stock that changed hands in the first 30 seconds of trading

    901 million
    Facebook users worldwide. “If Facebook were a country, it would be the the third largest in the world,” says digital analyst Brian Solis, lagging behind only China and India, respectively. 

    812 million
    Total internet users in 2004, the year “TheFacebook.com” made its debut in Harvard dorm rooms 

    1,000
    New millionaires Facebook’s IPO is expected to create

    2.3
    Percent of Facebook owned by U2 singer Bono, who now eclipses Paul McCartney as the richest musician in the world, says GigaOm

    $19.1 billion
    Estimated net worth of Mark Zuckerberg, 28, making him the 29th richest person in the world

    More numbers

    (Source: theweek.com)

     


  12. GOOD DAY FOR:

    Moving from Zuck to Jobs
    Aaron Sorkin, the snappy writer behind The Social Network, officially signs on to pen a Steve Jobs biopic based on Walter Isaacson’s biography of the late Apple innovator. [Death & Taxes]

    Relentless strumming
    A Texas guitarist breaks the world record for longest guitar solo, surpassing the previous record of 24 hours and 18 minutes. [TIME]

    Seeing-eye horses
    The Illinois Senate approves a measure allowing miniature horses to accompany people with disabilities. [The Daily What]

     
    BAD DAY FOR:

    Extreme chaperoning
    Two Colorado moms chaperoning a high school prom were so disgusted with the “dirty dancing” they witnessed that they reportedly sprayed teens with Lysol and called the girls “sluts” and “whores.” [The Stir

    Google goggles
    A new report says that Google’s much-hyped augmented reality glasses won’t be nearly as cool as they appear in their promo video. [New Scientist]

    Indulging a friend
    A New York man implores his friend to shoot him in the leg so he can “see what it feels like.” The friend complies, and is charged with reckless endangerment. [Newser]

    For more winners and losers see: Good day, bad day: May 15, 2012

     

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