1. "You are so pretty. God love you, holy mackerel."

    "Spread your legs — you’re gonna be frisked!"

    "Need any help on your pecs, man, give me a call."

    The vice president clearly loved holding court in the Senate, making hilarious and vaguely inappropriate comments to lawmakers and their families. WATCH: Joe Biden’s wackiest one-liners from swearing in the 113th Congress

     
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