Giant tortoises Bibi and Poldi (not pictured) are calling it quits after a 115-year long relationship — because Bibi reportedly bit a piece of Poldi’s shell off.
GOOD DAY FOR:
Brining the wine
A vineyard manager, a barrel maker, and an oyster farmer in France experiment with aging wine underwater. [AFP]
Perseverance
Lady Gaga gets hit in the head with a pole during a New Zealand performance, sustains a concussion… and continues to perform. [BuzzFeed]
Frequent fliers
A new study finds that the TSA’s full-body scanners do not expose passengers to dangerous levels of radiation. [Consumerist]
BAD DAY FOR:
Starry-eyed idealists
A hitchhiker who was writing a book about the kindness of America is shot at random while waiting for a ride on the side of the road. [Death & Taxes]
Lifelong romance
Two giant tortoises that had maintained a 115-year relationship are separated after attacks from the female turned violent. [The Daily What]
Framing your diploma
A Nevada high school misspells “graduation” as “graduataion” on its students’ diplomas. [AP]
long relationship! Damn…& people complain about their
Smh