Yogurt: The secret to male sexual prowess

Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology were using mice to study how eating yogurt affects weight gain when they noticed something strange.

“You know when someone’s at the top of their game, and they carry themselves differently?” explained one researcher. “Well, imagine that in a mouse.”

Not only were yogurt-fed rodents noticeably slimmer than their peers, but the males exhibited a distinct sexual “swagger,” complete with shinier fur and more pronounced… features