Groundbreaking research suggests the universe’s most mysterious substance — dark matter — is hitting the human body at a much higher rate than previously thought.
Old theories suggested these particles collided with particles in our body maybe once in a lifetime, but now, a team of experts argues that dark matter particles are flying through your body as often as once a minute.
AND LETS CHANGE THAT!
Once per year, once per minute. Whatever.
HOLY SHIT
Oh, crap.