Mitt Romney’s pet super PAC, Restore Our Future, “makes no sense at all,” says BuzzFeed. “It’s an actual contradiction, an inscrutable zen koan for this elections cycle.” Or, as Paul Begala, an adviser for President Obama’s own amorphously named Priorities USA Action, puts it: “It’s like saying, ‘I’m out in the garage restoring my 2020 Ford car.’” Here are 41 other (very real) super PAC names that annoy, amuse, or just plain perplex:
Insistently American
When you’re trying to raise money for an American election, name-checking the US of A makes sense — but you can take it too far:
1. Americans For America
2. America For Americans
3. Americans For a Better Tomorrow Today
4. Americans For a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow
5. Americans For a Better Tomorrow, Yesterday
6. My America
7. Your America
8. Putting America First
Cloyingly sentimental
Tugging on the heartstrings may be a good way to raise money, but there’s a difference between sweet and saccharine:
9. A Promise to Our Children
10. Faith Family Freedom Fund
11. American Sunrise
12. Our Destiny PAC
13. We Believe USA
14. We Love USA PAC
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